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After wonderland

  • 08 June 2010

Alice looks back Since furniture regained its proper size and animals ceased to speak; since teapots evicted rodents and the Queen became so very nice I find myself looking back more and more and more. Everything now is normaler and normaler, and normalcy has its limitations. I play patience, play it out, wishing that the cards would rise and assume that manic thinness, that monarchy would lose itself in ordering the loss of heads for no known reason. But we have assumed the robes, the tight beige robes of logic. Mathematics begets statistics, measuring the mundane. One day we'll hear again of these parallel places, rabbit holes or worm-holes, and falls into other worlds. For now, I corset myself in common-sense and stuff memory into quotidian hats. –P. S. Cottier

Tipping the balance There are laws of shouldn't and laws of can't: an apple falls if it wants to or not, a careful driver keeps within the limit though deadly speed lurks poised at the point of his toe. Now suppose the world were topsy-turvy and laws of must became mere laws of might and vice versa. At secret diving pools brash outlaws leap from towers, twist and pike and pause mid-air before returning to their perch to dive again and never once to splash. In lonely airport lounges tired businessmen dream of a wondrous world where assignations with women not their wives bring frisson to their work-a-day lives. Addicted to youth, the furtive few who refuse to age move from town to town and change their names to keep their frightful, selfish crime from public gaze. Defying all conventions, freedom fighters turn government bullets round mid-flight, disarm all bombs at will, and lob grenades through feet-thick solid walls. Commuters, never late for work, buy train and tram tickets because they must, and bully boys who in some other world might have been transport cops are left without a job at all, while weaklings, not respecting strength, kick sand in the faces of muscle men.

Since no-one cheats and no-one steals and no-one kills police and courts are left to catch and try those who will not breathe or eat or never die; though disrespect for prison rules means convicts stroll through jail-house walls and keep the chasing hounds at bay by choosing not to leave a scent. Law-makers, whose power knows no bounds, resist the public calls to make all arrogance and lies against the law. No tax-evaders, no dole cheats; and only the law-abiding need rug up against a winter's chill or shield themselves from UV rays. A better world, you think? But the world as it is is all we have: the reckless and the powerful can flout all man-made laws, while half the things that kill us can't be stopped. Still, wondering costs nothing.